Last updated: August 2nd, 2024

Fella Funkin’ does not outgoingly track any private user data. Fella Funkin’ collects user preferences through optional sectional displays, which are exclusively implicated for the enhancement of each users’ individual experience. These preferences are distinguished by the user through the commonly available ‘options’ menu.

Fella Funkin’ is built off the cross-platform programming language ‘Haxe’. Haxe itself collect amounts of user data not made implicitly aware to programmers of their software—such as us folks at Fella Incorporated™. To combat this issue, the full Haxe privacy policy is linked below the final paragraph at the bottom of our policy here.

Consumers have a right to be worried about their data, especially when they don’t know where that data is going or being used for. Here at Fella Incorporated™ we get that, we truly understand what your data means to you and we take measures to ensure a comfortable work environment for our associates. These measures we mention are quite sophisticated and are not commonly understood by other practitioners. These workplace friendly measures we take include free frosted flakes for all, free chocolate frosted flakes for all, and free organic whole milk for all to supplement the frosted flakes. These kinds of luxuries we allow at Fella Incorporated have shown to increase productivity and overall growth as a corporation.

True privacy is no joke, and trust us we know just how to make privacy look like a joke. In this case however, privacy is paramount—and without privacy in the world the world would be fundamentally broken. Because of this, we at Fella Incorporated™ have decided to distinctly announce here that we will indeed NOT be stealing butthole pictures from you, whether it be an old photo you had, or a current one we snapped through access of your camera, we vow to never steal a users butthole. We apologize as well for announcing this, because we wish we had announced it sooner. We understand the level of comfort it can bring someone to not feel constant fear over your asshole getting scooped up into a 1020x1080 mugshot that could haunt you for the rest of your life—so again, we ask for your forgiveness in regards to our hesitance to announce such a prospering and inspiring mutual undertaking for the bettering of ourselves, and our users.

Your privacy is protected to a military standard under any program or software owned by Fella Incorporated™.